here's my generic
'talk in the third person' bio:
sean doesn't like upper case letters. he was the 2008 suny oneonta grand slam champion. a member of the 2008 suny oneonta poetry slam team, the northeast regional poetry slam champions and ranked 4th in the nation at the acui collegiate national poetry slam in albuquerque, new mexico. he was also a member of the white plains poetry slam team who competed in the 2008 psi national poetry slam in madison, wisconsin.
he currently resides in albany, ny with his puppy named dexter and his star wars aficionado roommate named dia. he makes a living taking pictures of empty bottles... seriously.