here's my generic
'talk in the third person' bio:
sean doesn't like upper case letters. he was the 2008 suny oneonta grand slam champion. a member of the 2008 suny oneonta poetry slam team, the northeast regional poetry slam champions and ranked 4th in the nation at the acui collegiate national poetry slam in albuquerque, new mexico. he was also a member of the white plains poetry slam team who competed in the 2008 psi national poetry slam in madison, wisconsin.
he currently resides in albany, ny with his puppy named dexter and his star wars aficionado roommate named dia. he makes a living taking pictures of empty bottles... seriously.
Doc Brown: Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science, November 5, 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955.
Marty McFly: What, I don’t get what happened.
Doc: That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor.
Marty: The flux capacitor?
Doc: It’s taken me almost thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day, my god has it been that long.
"Making her way to the cellar, she stopped and kicked out the doorstop, allowing the door to close against her. She would need the extra time with this one, she didn’t need Creature barging down the stairs when his stomach decided it was ready. As she descended the steps, the door swung shut behind her. It’s echo reverberated as her eyes came upon the feet of the boy she was about make a week’s worth of meals out of. This was definitely not going to be easy."
— Dan Stalter (excerpt from his NaNoWriMo novel). Would you expect anything less from Dia?
